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logicalfangirl:

antipodeanpixie:

hobbitfeminism:

snarkandsparkles:

mountainlane:

thoughalltheworldbetraysthee:

militiamedic:

nonomella:

I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.

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Wait, they don’t like grits, they gagged at biscuits and gravy, and they didn’t know what CORNBREAD IS?

Yankees. Yankees everywhere.

Southern biscuits are heaven.  I’d fight another war for some good biscuits with honey.

How can someone not like biscuits and gravy? It’s so nummy!

i dont understand gravy that is white
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gravy is meat juice it shouldbe brown anything else is crazy

um??? gravy should ONLY be white what are you SAYING???????

…. How the hell do you even make that gravy? Please tell me it’s chicken or something and that’s why it’s white.

Hell if I know, I’m a northerner, white gravy confuses me unless it’s turkey gravy. And when we make turkey gravy in my house it’s at least one part creamy mushroom soup.

On a related note, deep dish pizza is delish. So are sourdough bread bowls. Cookies, tacos and chili go without saying. The rest, I can take or leave.

Cream gravy adds milk and flour and Southern style sweet tea ain’t just no “sweet tea” you can’t just throw sugar into tea and call it southern style its nasty if you put it in when its not really hot.

But the chicken fried steak thing reminded me of when my brothers Dutch husband visited us in Texas. He ordered a chicken fried steak and when we were done my grandparents asked how he liked it. He said it was good but he didn’t know how they got the chicken to be such dark meat. My brother loved it, you know, since he probably got teased a million times over in Holland and now he had something on him. 

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fathermercer:

shutupmexicans:

doodoowater:

warumonzaemon:

fuckingsassysprinkles:

Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns.  They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans.  Your cat having a penis does not make it male.  It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it.

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not tonight man

I took his balls, calling my cat a ‘he’ is an act of kindness now.

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laliberty:

Unarmed, clearly non-violent student brutally pepper-sprayed.

73 were arrested over the weekend as police used outrageous tactics against college students enjoying a pre-St. Patrick’s Day party.

College Fun Quickly Turns into Violent Oppression When the Cops Show Up

A youtube Video by levin00, shows how brutality and oppression are quickly becoming the goto tactics of Police State USA. It also shows that what the media is saying about this event is all wrong.

The video clearly shows kids having fun, NOT being violent or destructive.

Then the storm troopers show up in their black uniforms, with rubber bullets and pepper spray. The jackboots rolled trough campus laying waste to the wasted.

These are college kids doing what college kids do, and they were treated like enemy combatants. This was completely uncalled for! The violent tendency of the state has got to be reined in.

When will enough be enough? These cops need to be held accountable, as well as the one’s that sent their vicious attack dogs out to wreak havoc.

Watch video of the party and the police response here. More footage here.

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hellray:

Die Antwoord is finally doing a show near me, and my heart soars. 
The dates for the North American leg of their world tour:
5/22 - Vancouver, BC - Comodore Ballroom5/23 - Quincy, WA - The Gorge Amphitheater5/25 - Portland, OR - Roseland Theatre5/27 - San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore5/29 - Los Angeles, CA - The Fonda Theatre5/31 - Dallas, TX - House of Blues6/1 - Houston, TX - Houston Free Press Festival6/3 - Chicago, IL - Riviera Theater6/4 - Toronto, ON - Danforth Music Hall6/6 - Montreal, QC - Metropolis6/7 - Boston, MA - House of Blues6/8 - Philadelphia, PA - Electric Factory6/10 - New York, NY - Irving Plaza6/11 - Washington DC - 9:30 Club6/13 - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo Music Festival
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They must be expecting a huge show if they’re going to the Gorge. Shit, though I’m gonna have to try for it.

hellray:

Die Antwoord is finally doing a show near me, and my heart soars. 

The dates for the North American leg of their world tour:

5/22 - Vancouver, BC - Comodore Ballroom
5/23 - Quincy, WA - The Gorge Amphitheater
5/25 - Portland, OR - Roseland Theatre
5/27 - San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore
5/29 - Los Angeles, CA - The Fonda Theatre
5/31 - Dallas, TX - House of Blues
6/1 - Houston, TX - Houston Free Press Festival
6/3 - Chicago, IL - Riviera Theater
6/4 - Toronto, ON - Danforth Music Hall
6/6 - Montreal, QC - Metropolis
6/7 - Boston, MA - House of Blues
6/8 - Philadelphia, PA - Electric Factory
6/10 - New York, NY - Irving Plaza
6/11 - Washington DC - 9:30 Club
6/13 - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo Music Festival

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They must be expecting a huge show if they’re going to the Gorge. Shit, though I’m gonna have to try for it.

yamino:

secondlina:

Here is “Knot”, a short comic I drew to sell at Mocca and TCAF this year. The printed version is going to be SO PRETTY. I’m in love with the cover (which I will post later).

I just wanted to do something fairy-tale-like that talked about doubts and frustrations and how to deal with them. I’m really happy with how colorful and adorable the story turned out to be. 

If you enjoyed “Knot”, please consider reblogging it and/or checking out my ongoing webcomic Namesake! HUGS TO ALL OF YOU!

A lovely comic by a lovely person. <3